9 Facts About The Actual Illuminati You Should Know So You Don’t Sound Stupid

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Illuminati Myths Debunked

You know who the worst person is? The person who swears he or she knows everything there is to know about the “Illuminati” because of some stupid Youtube videos.

The fact is, most of what you hear about the “Illuminati” is some derivative of a myth that people generally talk about to be funny. But some of you think it’s for real. So to help you out, we found 10 actual facts about the Illuminati to help you get through your conspiracy theories.

You’re welcome.

1. The Order of the Illuminati, a secret society whose name means “Enlightened Ones,” was founded in 1776 by Adam Weishaupt (1748-1830), a former Jesuit and professor of canon law at the University of Ingolstadt.

2. The two central figures in the organization were Weishaupt and Adolph Franz Friedrich Ludwid Baron Von Knigge. The members of the Illuminati are known to have favored free-thinking and radical politics.

3. At the height of its power, the Illuminati comprised more than 2000 members in Europe. It was the elite club to be a part of. No, Black people weren’t in it.

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4. The last official existence of the Illuminati came in 1784 when the ruler of Bavaria banned all secret clubs in 1784. Membership fell apart, Adam Weishaupt was ousted and the Illuminati for all intents and purposes ceased to exist.

 

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Kanye Joins Jay-Z Onstage

5. The Illuminati and the Freemasons are two totally different entities. They’re not the same and you should probably stop saying they are.

6. The New World Order theory was a bit of anti-Jewish propaganda dreamed up by Nesta Webster in the early 20th century. She wrote that the Freemasons and Illuminati were powered by Jews and planned the French Revolution and were planning a New World Order.

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7. The dollar bill doesn’t have any Illuminati symbolism. Thomas Jefferson, et al designed the American emblems and only Ben Franklin was a Freemason. WHICH ISN’T EVEN IN THE ILLUMINATI!

 

8. Jay-Z. Not Illuminati. Don’t be stupid.

9. There isn’t anything in the Illuminati mythology about blood sacrifices. So Whitney Houston probably just drowned and Jay-Z or Ray J or Biggie’s ghost didn’t sneak into her room and throw a toaster in her bathtub.

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10. The Illuminati’s history was that of a non-religious anti-Christian sect. So aligning them with devout Christians is a contradiction.

 

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180 Responses to “9 Facts About The Actual Illuminati You Should Know So You Don’t Sound Stupid”
  1. Anonymous says:

    Your a stupid fucken idiot u got no idea

    • Anonymous says:

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    • ebony says:

      if that were true god would’ve done that by now. if you believe in god or christ why would you say something soo evil? wishing bad things on others, sounds a bit demonic to me.

      • anti.nwo says:

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    • mike says:

      Freemasons are luciferians ( Satanists) I have a friend who works for them, She has told me they are vile disgusting people who are racist give themselves stupid titles, they are paedophiles and dress up as the ku klux klan. They control Britain… the police the law courts. They are Satanists.

      • More seld-interested and use that connection for their own benefits. Then again there is a video in you tube showing them drinking blood…..

      • Anonymous says:

        Your a absolute idiot sorry. For starters your female friend must have balls cause the free masons are an ALL MALE society and are Christian. There mantra is, hope faith and charity. To make good men better men. Please every one dont believe any of this even about the alluminati. All lies.

    • Anonymous says:

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  11. Anonymous says:

    Jay Z is not dead he is one of us.

  12. dean says:

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  13. Anonymous says:

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  14. Anonymous says:

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  15. Ian says:

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  23. thankyou says:

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    • think about this says:

      the enlightened are sensitive to the thoughts of others..the real illuminati are chosen at birth…they experience everything together…connected at the mind..intruders make us physically sik..we are sensitive to the intruders thoughts and movements..real illuminati is connected to all organic living things…they think in unison…intruders are capeable of making us sik..we are sensitive to every thought and movement…illuminati did not ask to be enlightened …knowledge involves emotional suffering…if you are not an illuminati…if you know whats good for you dont pretend..if you connect yourself and your face to the illuminati…have you done them a favour ..or have you killed a few?…if you are a real illuminati..we can tell…there are common characteristics in all illuminati…are you sure you are doing the illuminatis a favour?…think about it…whoever you are…were you chosen…look at your faces…were you choaen?

      • good says:

        it is possible to have fun and consider others…the illuminati have learned the hard way..none of us are perfectly well behaved..but the enlightened steer away from bad behaviour..and the enlightening does involve suffering for sins and consequences…the illuminati want kids to enjoy themselves but to remember conaequences to bad behaviour…but to be an illuminati…the processes involve being punished..and trying to do the right thing…but you can enjoy your life and do what you want..you can look at the illuminati..but you dont have to call yourself one…give yourself a name that suits u…i can think of a few…use your mirror as a guide…and remember the illuminati want a better world for our kids…just remember that.

  24. theories says:

    anyone from any origin can be an illuminati…its the ones who suffered the most who know how it feels….and i know what kind of suffering they cope with…this is why real illuminati can sympathise in many situations…i cant go into too much detail..but they do know what goes on everywhere..and they suffer knowing that families and children suffer sometimes…the illuminati try to fight for the rights of children all over the world..but the illuminati are sometimes victims of abuse themselves..evil people do exist..they forget about the needs of kids..and the enlightened ..sympathathise because they have been the victims of psychological or physical hardships themselves..people can fall victim to producing too many kids..then they dont have the funds to support the families that they have…this is where the enlightened can see a growing problem…some evil people auction the kids off to people that already have kids….if this becomes a habit..it will impact everyones lives and families…in future generations…so my sons and daughters will live in this world if i allow these things to happen..

    • thatisit says:

      i have seen a growing production line of replacements..this is something that dosent impact me..but if i allow things to happen ..if i know things may affect the families of my kids..ill try to stop them..im lucky to be in a position to be able to notice people that may be near my children..and im lucky enuff to have the time to redirect them…im lucky enuff to like all types of music and movies..my children never shy away from any style ..but there is no replacement for their real daddy..or mummy..but adoption is ok..if my mother dies..if he marries another wife…i dont have to go and look at her to be polite..the illuminati are ruthless…i poke people out of my way if i see them in my clothes…the enlightened suffer in many ways…people can do what they want but never let it hurt the kids..easy!

    • reason says:

      some parents rake it in and the kids eat gourmet pizza…but is the visitor or the exchange babysitter possesed…maybe maybe not?…money is not the answer to everything…and the …….reason i am here today is to try and keep busy so i dont think about…….the holiday…..hutt….experiment……exchange…….last time we saw our dad…….

  25. auey says:

    many different forces affect the way we think..even before we are born..we are sensitive to the forces which operate outside the womb..the chords that hold our main nerves are pulled and pushed even before birth..its just difficult to remember how many challenges affect people from the womb to the tomb…even after we are born our feet accelerate us to many other discoveries….how many times weve been thrown from one extreme to another.

  26. basemnaut says:

    money is what drives people to unnecessary measures…the experiment..had her daddy doing the nod and wink..experiments daddy set his one year old experiment up with the wadd on his way to the supermarket…meanwhile waddds family are at home none the wiser…but experiments daddy had auctioned off his experiment to waddd from day one…experiment would appear on the scene many years later in a dress…with a big hairdo…and from that day on …waddd would be a memory to his own kids…in my opinion experiment would have been better off on its own….wad would have been better off at home with his own kids…not ending up babysitting someone elses experiment…because experiment can find its own fortune at the circuis ..with the rest of us.

  27. go..on..you really crack me up says:

    yeah that alien story really cracks me up…..ahahahaha….

  28. cheerie says:

    i wouldnt say , in general, we could blame everything on money…we cant pinpoint exactly when his personality did take a turn for the worst…for a short time…..his wife and the triplets were all happy living a modest life…lack of sleep did contribute to how many hours he could handle at the site…it was a tough job…but he did graduate to the illuminati level…mainly because of his priority…he put his family first….im proud of my brother…when i sit next to him…i can see how much time he can say he dedicated to his family and job.

  29. rissa says:

    I realy want to get in. message me if you can help me :)

    • space and time says:

      what are u trying to get into?….ahahahaha…you have to be ultra sensitive to thoughts and movements..to become ultra sensitive you must try to see things ftom anothers perspective…by hearing their thoughts…well give it a try…and keep us informed…you also have to have certain characteristics…

  30. goody says:

    what i mean is..you have to have your own space..and you have to know the time..and you have to be totally honest ….tell the truth…..this is where i must dash…im outta time..im on my best behaviour….im trying to set a good example for my kids…this is my goal.

  31. cloudvarnish says:

    i can hear the words..”ruff ruff”…in my head..i dont know whos mind im reading…let me contentrate on my mind reading skills…the new illuminati applicant…(who is it?…hmmmm….)….is sending me a telepathic message…”ruff ruff…barketey bark bark barkety…ruff ruff”…i dont think this person should become an illuminati…the existing illuminatis seem to be having difficulty finding funds to accomoddaa..dey…doo..nut…av..any..moneee …left…deyve prob gone broke and recruits need to pay for illuminati tuition…sorree suaree..the gates to this particular cloud might close for renovations….this means the illuminati are very busy doing good deeds..we are very busy.

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